10 Worst Christian T-Shirts Ever

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10 Worst Christian T-Shirts Ever 

By Shane Pruitt – @shane_pruitt78

Oh the wonderful world of “Christian” t-shirts. We have a closest full them from years of Christian Camps, Disciple-Nows, and some that we embarrassingly bought ourselves.

Let me say up front. . .We’re not making fun of Jesus, the Bible, the Gospel, etc. Those are the most important things in our life. However, we can all make fun of ourselves, because each of us has owned at least one, if not multiple shirts on this list.

We’re not sure if the shirts are more offensive to Jesus, or to fashion.

We sincerely apologize up front for our commentary underneath the shirts. No Christian t-shirt designers were harmed in the making of this list.

Now, enjoy:

1. The Lord’s Gym

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Jesus: Possibly the only person to do “Crossfit” and not talk about it all the time.

2A. Sprite / 2B. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups

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The original Lord’s Supper was not unleavened bread and wine. It was chocolate peanut butter cups and lemon-lime soda. High fructose corn syrup for the win.

3. Faithbook Jesus

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No, he doesn’t. Because, Jesus already knows how many #selfies you take. And, it makes Him sad.

4. I Found Jesus

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Yes! I finally found Him. He was hiding from me with Sid amidst a thick-forest of the English alphabet!

5. I Am Satan’s Worst Nightmare

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Yes, I am number 1. But, a close number 2 is probably a room full of tacks. At least that’s what Sunday School taught me.

And if the Devil doesn’t like it He can sit on a tack! Ouch! Sit on a tack! Ouch! Sit on a tack! And if the Devil doesn’t like it He can sit on a tack! Ouch! Sit on a tack to stay!”

6. Jesus Got’er Done

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Comes in sizes XXXL – XXXXXL Sleeveless Flannel only.

7. Bloodwiser

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Comes with free cassette tape of Carmen’s smash hit single, “This Bloods for You.”

8. Air Jesus

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‘98 Jordan’s? Fuhgeddaboudit! Jesus, kickin those new 1 AD Camel Skin Sandals, wit da pump!

Note: Jesus is dunking the world in this picture. That could potentially end poorly for us.

9. Jesus is My Homeboy

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Well, He was until I started wearing this shirt. Now he won’t be seen with me in public. Weird. It also goes straight to voicemail every time I call.

10. MySpace in Heaven

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Because nothing says “eternity” like an abandoned social media network.

Shane Pruitt

Jesus follower, Husband, Father, Speaker, Writer

17 Comments

  1. and there’s always the one where Jesus is a hockey goalie in full gear, the puck is a Bible, and the words “Jesus Saves” is printed under it.

  2. Unfortunately you missed the one where they substituted Abercrombie and Fitch for “A Bread Crumb and Fish.” Terrible, just terrible.

  3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh my goodness! I can’t even….words do not explain how great this is! What made me laugh the hardest was the Crossfit one because my boyfriend is a Crossfit trainer. I totally get the reference. HAHA! Thank you for sharing!

  4. Not religious, and I have my troll moments like anyone else, but some of these are actually kinda cleaver. Kinda hard to call it a “worst” list.

  5. We at R1XVI brand believe that your tee cannot be the main way that you introduce someone to God, it’s through the way you live. However, tees are a staple, who doesn’t own one?…and if you have a passion for God’s word and have a choice to WEAR THE WORD over a secular brand….why not? ….especially if it just might open up a conversation. Please check us out, you will find that we are different!
    http://www.facebook.com/r1sixteen or http://www.r1sixteen.com

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