10 Worst Christian T-Shirts Ever
A Collaborative Effort by Shane Pruitt & Cooper Taylor
Oh the wonderful world of “Christian” t-shirts. We have a closest full them from years of Christian Camps, Disciple-Nows, and some that we embarrassingly bought ourselves.
Let me say up front. . .We’re not making fun of Jesus, the Bible, the Gospel, etc. Those are the most important things in our life. However, we can all make fun of ourselves, because each of us has owned at least one, if not multiple shirts on this list.
We’re not sure if the shirts are more offensive to Jesus, or to fashion.
We sincerely apologize up front for our commentary underneath the shirts. No Christian t-shirt designers were harmed in the making of this list.
1. The Lord’s Gym
Jesus: Possibly the only person to do “Crossfit” and not talk about it all the time.
2A. Sprite / 2B. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
The original Lord’s Supper was not unleavened bread and wine. It was chocolate peanut butter cups and lemon-lime soda. High fructose corn syrup for the win.
3. Faithbook Jesus
No, he doesn’t. Because, Jesus already knows how many #selfies you take. And, it makes Him sad.
4. I Found Jesus
Yes! I finally found Him. He was hiding from me with Sid amidst a thick-forest of the English alphabet!
5. I Am Satan’s Worst Nightmare
Yes, I am number 1. But, a close number 2 is probably a room full of tacks. At least that’s what Sunday School taught me.
“And if the Devil doesn’t like it He can sit on a tack! Ouch! Sit on a tack! Ouch! Sit on a tack! And if the Devil doesn’t like it He can sit on a tack! Ouch! Sit on a tack to stay!”
6. Jesus Got’er Done
Comes in sizes XXXL – XXXXXL Sleeveless Flannel only.
Comes with free cassette tape of Carmen’s smash hit single, “This Blood’s for You.”
8. Air Jesus
‘98 Jordan’s? Fuhgeddaboudit! Jesus, kickin those new 1 AD Camel Skin Sandals, wit da pump!
Note: Jesus is dunking the world in this picture. That could potentially end poorly for us.
9. Jesus is My Homeboy
Well, He was until I started wearing this shirt. Now he won’t be seen with me in public. Weird. It also goes straight to voicemail every time I call.
10. MySpace in Heaven
Because nothing says “eternity” like an abandoned social media network.